Joota chupaai ki rasm

Chantu: Yaar uss din main aeroplane mein ja raha tha toh ek aadmi zor se bola-Hijack. Bantu: Phir? Chantu: Phir kya, doosra aadmi bola-Hi Joe.

Meri Padosan Ne Kaha Ki Vinegar Ya Herb Mixture Agar Paani Main Milake Room Main Chidko Toh Air Freshner Ki Zarurat Hi Nahi. Aur Is Baar Usne Sach Kaha!

Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se, jo ped ne kaha patto se, jo phoolon ne kaha kaliyon se, wohi main tumhe kehta hoon, oye cchal hawa aane de!

Ek ladki thi, sunder si nazrein jhukake, sharmake galion se guzra karti thi latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi, bartan lelo bartan!!

Army training mein har baar ek ladke ka nishana chook jaata. Pareshaan hokar usne kaha-Sir ab main khud ko shoot kar doonga. Major: 2-3 bullets extra le jana.

Aaj Pyari si shubh boli, uth dekh kya nazara hai. Maine kaha ruk pehle SMS bhej du usko, jo is shubh se bhi pyara hai. Good Morning!

SHER:Socha Taj Mahal banau, lekin Mumtaz nahi phir kyun banau. Mumtaz mili boli Taj Mahal banao, maine bola apne baap se paise toh lekar aao

Ek Roz Yunhi Chalte Chalte Uss Ne Pocha Mujh Se, Kaun Ho Tum? Aur Kaun Hoon Main? Main Muskuraya Aur Kaha, Raasta Hoon Main, Aur Manzil Ho Tum.

Khuda ne kaha itni Dosti na kar, Dosti main tu begana ho jayega, Maine kaha khuda kabhi mere Dost se mil, tu bhi uska Deewana ho jayega.