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Saali kya kar rahe
Saali: kya kar rahe ho?
Jija: Makhiyan maar raha hoon.
Saali: kitni maari?
Jija: 3 male or 2 female
Saali: Kaise?
Jija: 3 sharab ki bottle pe thi or do phone pe
Wife Makkhiya maar rahe
Wife: Makkhiya maar rahe ho? Kitni maari? Man: 3 male aur 2 female. Wife: Kaise malum? Man: 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi aur 2 phone se
Jija Saali ji Aapke
Jija: Saali ji. Aapke yaha ki sabse mashhoor cheez kaunsi hai? Saali: Jijaji, jo sabse mashhoor cheez thi usse toh aap hi le gaye hai.
Sajati Rahe Khushiyon Ki
Sajati Rahe Khushiyon Ki Mehfil, Har Mehfil Khushi Se Suhani Bani Rahe,Aap Zindagi Main Itne Khush Rahe Ki Khushi Bhi Apki Diwaani Rahe.
Teacher Kya soch rahe
Teacher: Kya soch rahe ho. Exam questions bahut difficult hai kya? Bantu: Nahi sir, main toh yeh soch raha tha ki is sawal ka jawab kaunsi jeb mein rakha hai.
Gila Rahe Humse Shikwa
Gila Rahe Humse Shikwa Rahe Na Humse, Aarzoo Hai Bas Yahi Ek Silsila Rahe Tumse, Faasle Ho Darmiya Ya Khata Ho Koi, Dua Hai Bas Yahi Nazdikiya Rahe Tumse.
Bekabu hai dil phir
Bekabu hai dil phir bhi jiye ja raha hoon khaali hai botal par piye ja raha hoon koi bhi REPLY nahi karta phir bhi call kiye ja raha hoon.
Sajti Rahe Khusiyo ki
Sajti Rahe Khusiyo ki Mehfil, Har Khushi Suhani Rahe, Makar Sankrant par aapko itni khushi mile, ki har khushi aapki deewani rahe.
Munnu raste ke beech
Munnu raste ke beech zebra crossing par naach raha tha. Chunnu: Kya kar rahe ho? Munnu: Kabse iss piano ko bajane ki koshish kar raha hoon, bajta hi nahi.
Difference between male female
Difference between male & female is… Walking through the animal barns, the female begins ranking animals for cuteness and males rank them for deliciousness.