Wo mere seene par

Aanjane woh pass mere jo aati hai,
Dil ki dhadkan badh jaati hai.
Jane kaise log mohabbat karte hain,
Dil kehta hai hoti hai ho jati hai
Happy Valentines Day

Seene se jalan mitaye nahi mit-ti, Tasveer teri dil se hataye nahi hat-ti, Pyar ki aag bhi kya kamaal hai, Lag jaye toh bujhaye nahi bujhti.

Mere dost hi nahi meri jaan ho tum, Meri har dhadkan mera imaan ho tum, Jiski talaash thi mujhe janmo se, Wohi khoobsurat armaan ho tum!

Mere SMS ko tere inbox mein panah mil jaaye jo mujhe reply na kare uska mobile fanna ho jaye

Mere Pati Ke Safed Leather Shoes Par Lage Grease Ke Daag Jab Miane Apne Nail Polish Remover Se Nikaale Tab Meri Saas Ko Yakeen Hua Ki Unki Bahu Unke Bete Ka Sahi Khayal Rakh Sakti Hai.

Mere Bhai Ke Bete Ne Apni Nayi Shirt Par Chewing Gum Chipka Di. Bhabi Pareshaan. Maine Kaha Uss Shirt Ko Freezer Main Rakh Do.Chewing Gum Sakth Hone Par Zhat Se Nikaal Lena.

Mere Doctor Ne Mujhe Uss Din Bataya Ki Bacche Agar Bimaari Se Theek Huye Ho Toh Unke Saare Khilone Dho Lene Chahiye, Taki Infection Ka Khatra Tal Jaaye.

Mere Bhai Ke Chote Bacche Ko Macchar Ne Kaat Liya. Phir Kya Uska Jor Se Rona Shuru.Wo Toh Maine Fauran Jahan Macchar Ne Kata Tha Waha Saabun Laga Diya. Uski Jalan Yu Gayab Ho Gayi Aur Wo Aaram Se Khelne Laga.

Mere chehare ki hansi ho tum,
Mere Dil ki har khushi ho tum,
Mere hontho ki mushkan ho tum,
Jaaneman meri jaan ho tum.
Will you be my Valentine?