Use barish pasand hai

Mehmaan: Aapka kutta mujhe hamesha ghoor ke kyun dekhta hai? Chantu: Kyunki uski plate mein koi aur khaana khaye yeh usse bilkul pasand nahi.

Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli chamki, zor se barish huye, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.

Ab Saasu Maa Nahi Hai Tih Ye Pyaaj Rulaate Hai. Wo Toh Accha Hua Ki Meri Saheli Ne Mujhe Bata Diya Ki Pyaaj Katte Waqt Chewing Gum Khane Se Aankh Se Paani Nahi Aata. Warna Saasu Maa Na Hote Huye Bhi Mujhe Roz Rona Padta.

Ek Tasveer Jo Khwabon Mein Aa Jaati Hai, Aur Soye Huye Jazbaat Jaga Jaati Hai. Aaj Bhi Unki Yaadein Akele Mein Muskaan Ban Kar Khil Jaati Hai.

Champu: Automatically matlab? Buntu: Jab takli ladki auto mein baithti hai, toh usko auto-mein-takli bolte hain.

Raah mein jab bhi mud ke dekhoge, mujhe apne saath paoge, Band karoge jab bhi aankhe, Mujhe dekhkar tum bhi muskuraoge.

Apne mata pitah ka khoon karne ke baad ek baccha ro ro kar judge ke saamne gidgidate huye bola. Mujhe chod do sahab, main anaath hoon.

Mere Doctor Ne Mujhe Uss Din Bataya Ki Bacche Agar Bimaari Se Theek Huye Ho Toh Unke Saare Khilone Dho Lene Chahiye, Taki Infection Ka Khatra Tal Jaaye.

Mohabbat mujhe thi usi se Sanam. Yaadon mein uski yeh Dil tadpta raha. Maut bhi meri chahat ko rok na saki. Kabr mein bhi ye dil dhadakta raha.