Pehle Pehel to usse

Usse Is Tarha Meri Mohabbat Mein Mashroof Kar De Khudaya, Ke Usey Neend Tak Na Aye Meri Yaad Ke Bagair.

Meri aankhon ko sapne phir dikha gaya koi, bujhti saanson mein mehak phir jaga gaya koi, kya ye such much pyaar hai, ya phir se topi pehna gya koi.

Champu: Tu itihas mein phir fail ho gaya?? Buntu: kya karu, teacher mujhe wahi baat poochti hai jo mere paida hone ke pehle hui thi.

Kal Pados Waali Chutki Ke Baalon Main Saara Chewing Gum Atak Gaya. Phir Kya Uski Maa Usse Leke Mere Paas Aaye. Maine Ek Bartan Main Cola Nikala Aur Usse Kaha Baal Uss Bartan Main Dubaao. Chewing Gum Turant Baalon Se Choot Gaya.

isse pehle koi aur baazi maar jaaye
aap sabse pehle humara wish apne inbox mein paayein

naye saal ki hardik shubkamnaayein

happy new year

Phir chupke se yaad aa gaya koi, Meri aankhon ko rula gaya koi, Kaise uska shukriya kare, Mujh nacheez ko shayar bana gaya koi.

Meri Shhadi Se Pehle Ghar Main Itni Cheetiyan Aur Keede Ho Gaye The. Jab Main Bahu Ban Kar Iss Ghar Main Aaye Tab Maine Apni Saas Ko Bataya Ki Kitchen Ke Drawers Main, Aate Aur Shakkar Ki Boriyon Main Tejpatta Rakhne Se Usme Keede Nahi Lagte! Tab Se Kitchen Meri Zimmedari Hai.

Bhai: Pehle Murgi Ayi Ki Aanda. Circuit: Arre Bhai, Aap Bhi, Bole Toh Wo Pehle Aya Jiska Order Pehle Diya.

Harkat: Bhai pehle murgi aaye ya anda? Punna: Arre Harkat, jiska order pehle dega wo pehle aayega.