Sajde Dil Ke Tarane

Nigahen aapki pehchan hai hamari, Muskurahat aapki shaan hai hamari, Khayal rakhna apna kyunki, Aapki saanse jaan hain hamari.

dua karte hai is naye saal k avsar per
mere doston k labon per sada muskaan rahe
kyoki unki her muskurahat hamin khushi de jaati hai.
Happy New Year in Advance.!

Watan ki sar bulandi me, humara naam shamil,
Guzarte rehna hai humko sada isi mukamo se.
Saare jahan se achchha Hindusitan humara,
Happy Republic Day

Arre o item! Kaisa hai re. Bole to apun ko tera bahut memory aa rela tha kyonki zindagi main apun ko ek hi item mila na. Woh bhi jhakaas sa to miss to karega na

SHER:Ek toh sharmate bahut ho, baat kare koi toh itraate bahut ho. Dil chahta hai tumhe choom loon, par suna hai tum chillate bahut ho.

Chhote Se Dil Ke Afsane Bahut Hai, Zindagi Se Zyada Zakhm Bahut Hai, Maar Daalti Kab Ki Yeh Duniya, Kambakht Dosto Ki Duao Mein Asar Bahut Hai.

Ladka: Uncle aapki beti ne mujhse shaadi karne se saaf inkaar kar diya hai. Aadmi: Mubarak ho beta, tum bahut khusnaseeb ho. Jaao bhagwan se thank you kaho.

Pados Waale Charminar Jee Ko Unki Biwi Ne Bahut Peeta!!! Kyon??? Kyonki Unki Biwi Ne Unke Shirt Par Lipstick Ke Daag Dekha. Aare yeh Bhi Koi Gussa hone Ki Baat Hai? Mujhe Pooch Liya Hota Toh Main Batati Ki Daag Wali Jagah Agar Vaseline Lagao Toh Lipstick Ke Daag Yu Gayab Ho Jaate Hai!

Aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte ho, Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho. Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki, Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho. Good Morning.