Mere intikhab ka mayaar

Aaj ki shaam mere saath bitaoo
Kuch meri suno, kuch apni sunaao
Koi kissa kaho, geet gungunaao
Aaj ke Din, bas mere ho jaao
Happy Valentines Day

Aurat: Mere bacchon ki photo nikaalni hai. Kaise nikaaloge? Photographer: Dus rupaye mein baarah. Aurat: Kuch saalon baad aati hoon. Abhi mere do hi bacche hain.

Chunnu: Pata hai, mere papa itne great hai unhone Pacific ocean banayi hai. Munnu, Ye toh kuch bhi nahi, Dead sea pata hai na, usse mere papa ne hi mara hai.

Mere mobile ko sukoon mil gaya, Khaali inbox mein SMS ka phool khil gaya, Aapka SMS tha ya kele ka chilka, Jise padhte hi mera dil fisal gaya.

Mere SMS Ke Charche Jahan Main Hone Lage Log Diwane Hone Lage Khushnasib Ho Tum, Jo Tumhe SMS Mila Jise Nahi Mila Woh Mobile Patak Patak Ke Rone Lage!

Mere chehare ki hansi ho tum,
Mere Dil ki har khushi ho tum,
Mere hontho ki mushkan ho tum,
Jaaneman meri jaan ho tum.
Will you be my Valentine?

Ae mere call mere dost ke paas jaana agar vo so raha ho to usko mat jagana jab vo uthe to thora sa muskura ke uske kaan mein kehna? Abe saale uth subah ho gayi..

Mamu: Dr, Mere Bete Ne Razor Kha Lee. Dr Bhai: Tum Ne Kuch Kiya. Mamu: Ha, Mein Ab Electric Razor Istemaal Kar Raha Hoo.

Mamu: Doctor mere bete ne razor kha lee. Bhai: Tum ne kuch kiya. Mamu: Haan, mein ab electric razor istemaal kar raha hoon.