Main to fana ho

Boss: Main tumhari iss insaniyat ka ehsaan kaise chukaunga? Chantu: Cash main chukaya toh aasaan hoga par aapke liye credit card bhi chalega sir.

Maut Ki Gaadi Main Jis Din Sona Hoga, Na Koi Takiya Hoga Na Koi Bichona Hoga, Saath Hongi Aap Jaise Doston Ki Meethi Yaaden, Or Shamshan Ka Ek Chota Sa Kona Hoga.

Maine tujhe dekha, Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya, Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya

Ek Din Maine Socha Ki Air Freshner Se Aaina Saaf Karu. Aur Jab Maine Aisa Kiya Toh Wakai Aaina Chamakne Laga Aur Acchi Khushboo Se Mera Kamra Bhi Bhar Gaya! Hoon Na Main Hoshiyar?

Meethe gud main mil gaya til,
Udi patang aur khil gaya dil,
Har pal sukh aur hardin shanti
aap ke liya Happy Makar Sankranti

Kal Pados Waali Chutki Ke Baalon Main Saara Chewing Gum Atak Gaya. Phir Kya Uski Maa Usse Leke Mere Paas Aaye. Maine Ek Bartan Main Cola Nikala Aur Usse Kaha Baal Uss Bartan Main Dubaao. Chewing Gum Turant Baalon Se Choot Gaya.

Aao main aaj tumhe apni zindagi se milaoon, Apni aankhen band karo. Kitna andhera hai na? Tum bin neri zindagi bhi aisi hi hogi. Bas ab meri ho jaao.

Zindgi Main Hamesha Haste Raho, Hasna Zindagi Ki Zaroorat Hai, Zindagi Jiyo To Is Andaaz Main, Ki Tumhe Dekh Kar Sab Ko Lage Zindagi Kitni Khoobsurat Hai.

Vakeel: Main is saal 500 Valentine cards bhejne wala hoon jispar likha hoga-Just for you my love. Dost: Par kyun? Vakeel: Kyunki main divorce lawyer hoon.