Khainch laati hai mujhe

Mere Ghar Main Sabko Butta Bahut Pasand hai. Main Har Baar Butte Ke Daane 3 Min. Se Jyada Nahi Ubaalti Hoon Warna Uska Saara Flavour Chala Jaata Hai. Aur Kai Baar Main Paani Main Namak Milaane Ke Bajaye Thodi Si Shakkar Mila Deti Hoon. Isse Butte Ke Daano Main Asli Meeta Swaad Aata Hai.

Gusse mein pitah ne bete ko aakhri warning di: yeh aakhri baar hai jab main tumhe aakhri baar samjha raha hoon.

Boss: Main aapki late aane ki aadat se pareshaan ho gaya hoon. Yeh aakhri baar aap mere saamne aa rahe hai. Chantu: Kyun sir? Kya aap retirement le rahe hai?

BOY: Mujhe maaf Karna. Maine Aap Se Chupaya Tha Ka Meri Mangni Ho Chuki Hai. GIRL: Arre Koi Baat Nahi. Chalo Aaj Main Tumhen Apne BACCHON Se Milwati Hoon.

Ramlal: Bagwan mujhe dukh de, dard de, tension de, mujhe pagal bana de. Bhagwan: Abbe saale, ek line main kyon nahi bolta, mujhe biwi de.

Nurse ne Buntu ko bataya: Tumhe ladka hua hai. Buntu: Meri biwi ko mat batana, Use main surprise dunga. Buntu: Main ek film director hoon, mujhe tumhare jaise chehre ki talaash thi. Girl: Main ek plastic surgeon hoon, mujhe bhi tumhare jaise chehre ki ta

Tumne mujhe hamesha sambhala hai
Chahe raaston mein kitne ki kaate ho
Aise shayad hi koi zakhm honge
To tere sang maine na baante ho
Thankyou my Valentine

Judge: Jab maine tumko pichli baar dekha tha toh maine kaha tha main tumhe dubara nahi dekhna chahata. Kaidi: Sir, wohi inko kabse keh raha hoon, mujhe chod de.

Santa: Ek Ladki Mujhe Bahut Pareshaan Kar Rahi Hai Kya Pata Usse Mera No. Kaise Mila, Jab Bhi Phone Karta Hu Toh Kehti Hai Recharge your mobile.