Ek Roz Yunhi Chalte

Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se, jo ped ne kaha patto se, jo phoolon ne kaha kaliyon se, wohi main tumhe kehta hoon, oye cchal hawa aane de!

Deadar-ae-yar ki khatir zinda hoon. Warna kaun jeeta hai is dunya main tamasha ban kar.

Aksar gumsum rehne wala nagma hoon main, aapki yaadon ka lamha hoon main, aap mere dost ho toh batao, aapke hote huye bhi kyun tanha hoon main? Good Morning.

Girl: Dont Touch Me Kyun Ke Main Ladki Hoon Aur Hafiz-ae-Quran Hoon. Boy: Mai Bhi Choom Ke Rakh Donga Kyun Ke Main Bhi Musalmaan Hoon.

Pyaaj Aur Lahsan Ke Chilke Main Hamesha Sambhal Kar Rakhti Hoon. Jab Bhi Chiken Roast Karna Hota Hai, Inko Main Uske Saath Rakh Deti Hoon. Chicken Main Accha Flavour Aa Jata Hai.

Meri Padosan Ne Kaha Ki Vinegar Ya Herb Mixture Agar Paani Main Milake Room Main Chidko Toh Air Freshner Ki Zarurat Hi Nahi. Aur Is Baar Usne Sach Kaha!

Mere Ghar Main Sabko Butta Bahut Pasand hai. Main Har Baar Butte Ke Daane 3 Min. Se Jyada Nahi Ubaalti Hoon Warna Uska Saara Flavour Chala Jaata Hai. Aur Kai Baar Main Paani Main Namak Milaane Ke Bajaye Thodi Si Shakkar Mila Deti Hoon. Isse Butte Ke Daano Main Asli Meeta Swaad Aata Hai.

Teri galti maaf kaun karta main na hota toh insaaf kaun karta khuda salamat rakhe mere dost ko warna meri shaadi mein plate saaf kaun karta

Reh reh ker mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai, Wo kambakht na janay kaun se sabun se nahata hai.