Kya Bura Hai Ke

Dil ki aawaz ko izhaar kehte hain, Jhuki nigaah ko ikarar kehte hain, Sirf paane ka naam ishq nahi, Kuch khone ko bhi pyar kehte hain.

Jale ko aag kehte hain, bujhe ko khaak kehte hain aap mein jo cheez missing hai usko hi to dimaag kehte hain.

Beta: Papa, makkhi khana bura hai? Papa: Khana khate waqt aise baatein nahi karte. Waise tumne poocha kyon. Beta: Aapke soup main makhi thi jo aap pi gaye.

Main Apne Ghar Ki Almaariyon Main Kapde Theek Aur Badboo Se Door Rahe Isliye Hamesha Unme Kuch Laung Rakhti Hu. Tabhi Toh Sab Log Mujhe Hoshiyaar Grahalaxmi Kehte Hai!

Shaadi Main Maa Ne Di Silk Ki Saadiyan Ab Saalon Saal Waise Ki Waise Rahegi. Mod Ke Rakhi Saadiyon Ke Beech Bhuni Huyi Laung Ko Thanda Karke Rakh De.

Saal to kai aaye aur chale gaye per es baar hum kehte hain
raho khush aur aabaad aap sab ye dua hum karte hain
na bichure kisi sei kisi ka meett (dost), dilo/ruh se kehte

Teacher: Turkey main rehne waale logo ko Turks kehte hai, toh batao Germany main rehne waale logon ko kya kehte hai? Chunnu: Germs.

Pappu: yaar, main bada pareshaan hoon. Dost: Kyun? Pappu: Mujhe samajh nahi aa raha hai ki agar meri behen ko do bhai hain toh mujhe ek hi bhai kyun hai?

Ramu: Mere papa bahut darpok hain. Pappu: Why? Ramu: Jab bhi road cross karte hain, meri ungli pakad lete hain aur kehte: Chhodna mat.