Once Man Asked God

I asked God for flower, he gave me bouquet
I asked for minute, he gave day
I asked love & got that too
I asked for an angel He gave me you.
Happy Valentine Day!

Someone was asked the meaning of love. He replied: Sacrificing the admiration of hundreds of Men for facing the Criticism of one IDIOT

Whats Greater Than Mother s Love? Which Pillow Is Better Than A Loved Ones Lap? Whats Warmer Than A Fathers Hug? Whats Sweeter Than A Babys Kiss? Value life.

If you were asked to have a wish, what would it be? Mine would be that our love would last until you see an apple in an orange tree. Happy Valentines Day.

I asked God for world peace, He said: It is impossible. I asked God to make you beautiful, He said: I would better try world peace again!

Life asked Death- Why do people love me and hate you? Death replied- Because you are a Beautiful Lie. And I am a Painful Truth.

Oh my dear Valentine! Whats life? Life is love. Whats love? Love is kissing. Whats kissing? Come here and I will show you.

I asked my wife to give me a stiff drink and she put starch in my tea.

the cashier asked me “Would you like to help feed the hungry today?” I said, “That’s the reason I’m shopping!!!!”