Someone was asked the

Life asked Death- Why do people love me and hate you? Death replied- Because you are a Beautiful Lie. And I am a Painful Truth.

I asked God for flower, he gave me bouquet
I asked for minute, he gave day
I asked love & got that too
I asked for an angel He gave me you.
Happy Valentine Day!

Manager asked Santa at an interview: Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Santa replied: P-O-S-T-B-O-X

Somebody asked God, I want peace, God replied, Remove that I as that is ego, and peace will be automatically there.

If you were asked to have a wish, what would it be? Mine would be that our love would last until you see an apple in an orange tree. Happy Valentines Day.

I asked God for world peace, He said: It is impossible. I asked God to make you beautiful, He said: I would better try world peace again!

Somebody Said To God: I Hate Life As It Has No Beauty. God Replied: Who Asked you To Love Life. Just Love Me, Life Will Become Beautiful.

I asked my wife to give me a stiff drink and she put starch in my tea.

the cashier asked me “Would you like to help feed the hungry today?” I said, “That’s the reason I’m shopping!!!!”