Love is Like Playing

HOS is playing music for the hearing impaired.

HOS is playing Russian roulette with an automatic pistol

HOS is playing strip monopoly with a Russian sailor and a midget called Greg

God is always playing chess with each one of us. He makes moves in your life & then sits back to see how we react to the challenges.

Installment collector: You are 7 payments behind on your piano. Purchaser: Well, the company advertises “Pay as you play” and I have hardly played

Boy And Girl Playing Ludo Boy: Agar 1,2,3,4,5 Aya To I will Kiss you. Girl: Acaha. Agar 6 Aaya To? Boy: Kabhi Ludo Nahi Kheli Kya? 6 Aya To Dubara Bari Lunga

Love Is A Bird! You Hold It Tightly It Dies. Hold It Lightly It Flies. Hold It Nicely and It Shits In Your Hands. Moral- Forget Love Just FLIRT

Son: Dad, I am playing a husband in the play. Dad: Oh no! Go and tell your teacher, you want a speaking part!

I love my EYES when you look into them, I love my NAME when you say it, I love my HEART when you love it, I love my LIFE when you are in it.