Twitter Status Messages

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Distance doesn t ruin

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SMS Length: 77Twitter Status Messages

Distance doesn’t ruin a relationship. The lack of communication does.

Age is just a

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SMS Length: 65Twitter Status Messages

Age is just a number… Yeah, and weed is just a plant

Apparently beer contains female

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SMS Length: 115Twitter Status Messages

Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough you can neither drive nor shut the hell up

A guy can make

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SMS Length: 139Twitter Status Messages

A guy can make you think he loves you, but he really doesn’t. A girl can make you think she doesn’t love you, when she really does.

Be careful who you

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SMS Length: 100Twitter Status Messages

Be careful who you trust with your feelings. Because some care, and others are just curious.

Pretty words are not

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SMS Length: 81Twitter Status Messages

Pretty words are not always true, and true words are not always pretty.

Keep your head up

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SMS Length: 132Twitter Status Messages

Keep your head up Gorgeous, he isn’t worth your time or your tears. you were happy once without him, you can be happy again.

Find what makes you

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SMS Length: 149Twitter Status Messages

Find what makes you come alive, whatever it is. Become it and let it become you, and great things happen FOR you, TO you and BECAUSE of you.

Dear toilet PLEASE FLUSH

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SMS Length: 121Twitter Status Messages

Dear toilet, PLEASE FLUSH! PLEASE FLUSH! PLEASE FLUSH! PLEASE FLUSH! PLEASE FLUSH! Sincerely, at a friends house.

Drinking alcohol makes me

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SMS Length: 89Twitter Status Messages

Drinking alcohol makes me an alcoholic. So does drinking Fanta make me fantastic?

For every girl with

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SMS Length: 100Twitter Status Messages

For every girl with a broken heart, there’s always a boy with a scotch tape ready to fix it.

God made coke God

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SMS Length: 139Twitter Status Messages

God made coke. God made pepsi. God made me. Oh so seksi. God made rivers. God made lakes. God made you. Well.. we all make mistakes.

I think I speak

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SMS Length: 89Twitter Status Messages

I think I speak for everyone when I say; yoga pants should have a weight limit…

Morning comes in 3

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SMS Length: 75Twitter Status Messages

Morning comes in 3 sizes. 1) Early. 2) Too early. 3) Way too early.

True laziness is when

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SMS Length: 69Twitter Status Messages

True laziness is when you’re excited when plans get canceled.

Baby on board Oh

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SMS Length: 112Twitter Status Messages

Baby on board. Oh really? Thanks for letting me know, I was about to ram into your car, but now I won’t.

After sending a risky

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SMS Length: 70Twitter Status Messages

After sending a risky text, one minute seems like an eternity.

Decide this minute to

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SMS Length: 127Twitter Status Messages

Decide this minute to never again beg anyone for the love, respect and attention that you should be showing yourself.

Don t be reckless

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SMS Length: 114Twitter Status Messages

Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, and don’t put up with people that are reckless with yours.

Enjoy yourself These are

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SMS Length: 92Twitter Status Messages

Enjoy yourself. These are the good old days you’re going to miss in the years ahead.

Get out of my

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SMS Length: 73Twitter Status Messages

Get out of my head and fall into my arms instead. – One Direction

People change Feelings fade

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SMS Length: 147Twitter Status Messages

People change. Feelings fade. Lovers drift. Friends leave. Friends become enemies. Lovers become strangers. You’ll be judged. Life Goes On.

Some relationships come when

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SMS Length: 111Twitter Status Messages

Some relationships come when you don’t need them, some relationships go when you realize you need them.

You ve achieved success

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SMS Length: 110Twitter Status Messages

You’ve achieved success in your field when you don’t know whether what you’re doing is work or play.

Best friends have conversations

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SMS Length: 81Twitter Status Messages

Best friends have conversations impossible to understand by other people.

China has really impressed

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SMS Length: 96Twitter Status Messages

China has really impressed me in the Olympics. They use the same person for every event!

Dear Mario I wasted

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SMS Length: 85Twitter Status Messages

Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend. You owe me.

Dear YouTube stop buffering

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SMS Length: 107Twitter Status Messages

Dear YouTube, stop buffering every 10 seconds! Sincerely, it’s… like… watching… like… this.

Don t talk to

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SMS Length: 72Twitter Status Messages

Don’t talk to strangers? Well how am i supposed to make friends?

Everyone is entitled to

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SMS Length: 89Twitter Status Messages

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion… It’s just that… yours is stupid.

Guy Did the bus

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SMS Length: 81Twitter Status Messages

Guy: Did the bus come yet? Me: If the bus came would I be standing here?

I am the type

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SMS Length: 101Twitter Status Messages

I am the type of person that tries to fall back asleep in the morning just to finish a dream.

My math book needs

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SMS Length: 74Twitter Status Messages

My math book needs to commit suicide. It has way to many problems.

Want someone stop texting

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SMS Length: 147Twitter Status Messages

Want someone stop texting you? Send this SMS: SERVICE ERROR 305: MESSAGE DELIVERY FAILED. FURTHER MESSAGES WILL BE CHARGED TO YOUR ACCOUNT.

Always tell someone how

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SMS Length: 131Twitter Status Messages

Always tell someone how you feel, because opportunities are lost in the blink of an eye but regret can last for a lifetime.

Don t look for

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SMS Length: 110Twitter Status Messages

Don’t look for someone who will solve all your problems; look for someone who will face them with you.

Don t just be

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SMS Length: 110Twitter Status Messages

Don’t just be in a relationship because everyone is in one, it’s not like fashion, there’s no trend.

Never underestimate the power

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SMS Length: 118Twitter Status Messages

Never underestimate the power of a woman’s intuition. Some women can recognize a game before you even play it.

Sometimes the things we

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SMS Length: 79Twitter Status Messages

Sometimes the things we can’t change end up changing us for the better.

The best dreams happen

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SMS Length: 135Twitter Status Messages

The best dreams happen when you’re wide awake and working hard on something you’re passionate about. Work hard on that passion!