Status Messages SMS for Facebook Twitter Gtalk Orkut and AIM

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Distance doesn t ruin

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SMS Length: 77Twitter Status Messages

Distance doesn’t ruin a relationship. The lack of communication does.

Age is just a

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SMS Length: 65Twitter Status Messages

Age is just a number… Yeah, and weed is just a plant

Be a Stalker today

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SMS Length: 111Facebook Status SMS

Be a Stalker today: Go to someone’s Facebook profile, scroll down 6 months, and “LIKE” something.

Dear Girls Bruno Mars

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SMS Length: 100Facebook Status SMS

Dear Girls, Bruno Mars may take 1 grenade for you but we take hundreds. Sincerely, the army.

If women ruled the

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SMS Length: 117Facebook Status SMS

If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.

A guy can make

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SMS Length: 139Twitter Status Messages

A guy can make you think he loves you, but he really doesn’t. A girl can make you think she doesn’t love you, when she really does.

Be careful who you

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SMS Length: 100Twitter Status Messages

Be careful who you trust with your feelings. Because some care, and others are just curious.

Facebook is one of

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SMS Length: 136Facebook Status SMS

Facebook is one of the most searched term on Google. If you need Google to find Facebook, you shouldn’t be using the internet.

There are two kinds

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SMS Length: 100Facebook Status SMS

There are two kinds of secrets : one is not worth keeping and the other is too good to keep.

Two girls wear the

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SMS Length: 98Facebook Status SMS

Two girls wear the same shirt: “She copied my style!” Two guys wear the same shirt: “BRO!”

Looking at old pictures

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SMS Length: 88Facebook Status SMS

Looking at old pictures & noticing how lame you were when you were younger.

Pretty words are not

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SMS Length: 81Twitter Status Messages

Pretty words are not always true, and true words are not always pretty.

Apparently beer contains female

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SMS Length: 115Twitter Status Messages

Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough you can neither drive nor shut the hell up

Sometimes I wish animals

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SMS Length: 150Facebook Status SMS

Sometimes I wish animals could talk..then I remember all the things my cats have seen me do when I am alone and I am very grateful they can’t.

Wear jeans every day

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SMS Length: 128Facebook Status SMS

Wear jeans every day and nobody cares. Wear a shirt twice in a row and you’re suddenly homeless in the eyes of everyone.

Violence is never the

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SMS Length: 90Facebook Status SMS

Violence is never the answer. Unless the question is: ‘What is never the answer?

You sent friend request

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SMS Length: 135Facebook Status SMS

You sent friend request , I accepted , We talked , We liked , We dated , We got commited , I loved , You cheated , I deleted :P

wishes diet burgers diet

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SMS Length: 103Facebook Status SMS

wishes diet burgers, diet pizzas and diet fries existed!! The world would be a whole lot better

Hey babe you smell

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SMS Length: 69Facebook Status SMS

“Hey babe, you smell that?” “No.” “Me neither, start cooking”

Keep your head up

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SMS Length: 132Twitter Status Messages

Keep your head up Gorgeous, he isn’t worth your time or your tears. you were happy once without him, you can be happy again.

If your baby is

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SMS Length: 160Facebook Status SMS

If your baby is beautiful & perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule & burps on demand, an angel all the time, you’re the grandma.

My therapist keeps recommending

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SMS Length: 57Facebook Status SMS

My therapist keeps recommending other therapists.

My memory is so

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SMS Length: 64Facebook Status SMS

“My memory is so bad” “How bad is it” “How bad is what?”

Girls cheat if there

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SMS Length: 107Facebook Status SMS

Girls cheat if there’s something wrong with the relationship; guys cheat if there’s an opportunity.

How I Met Your

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SMS Length: 112Facebook Status SMS

How I Met Your Mother! 7 Series. 152 episodes. Yet we STILL don’t know how the hell he met their mother.

I liked you until

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SMS Length: 95Facebook Status SMS

I liked you until you farted and turned the MUSIC up like it was gonna cover the smell.

Find what makes you

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SMS Length: 149Twitter Status Messages

Find what makes you come alive, whatever it is. Become it and let it become you, and great things happen FOR you, TO you and BECAUSE of you.

fake laughs fake smiles

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SMS Length: 108Facebook Status SMS

fake laughs, fake smiles, fake promises, fake love.
sounds like everything is ‘Made In China’!

Life is like a

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SMS Length: 70Facebook Status SMS

Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up

You might want to

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SMS Length: 66Facebook Status SMS

You might want to come inside… Plastic melts in the sun.

If people in horror

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SMS Length: 73Facebook Status SMS

If people in horror movies listened to me, they’d still be alive.

Omgz hav n such

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SMS Length: 125Facebook Status SMS

“Omgz hav!n such a gewd tiem wif mai bestiez, lolzzz!” Seriously? Take your keyboard, and bash your head into it.

Hey there s this

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SMS Length: 115Facebook Status SMS

Hey, there’s this girl. She’s beautiful, sweet, funny, amazing, unique, and she’s reading this right now.

We re all mature

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SMS Length: 69Facebook Status SMS

We’re all mature until somebody brings out the bubble-wrap.

H3y wht r u

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SMS Length: 73Facebook Status SMS

“H3y wht r u dooin?”… About to throw a dictionary at your face!

I am not fat

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SMS Length: 53Facebook Status SMS

I am not fat! I’m just so hot it’s overflowing

Dad I am hungry

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SMS Length: 132Twitter Status Messages

Dad, I am hungry. Hi, Hungry. I am Dad. Dad, I am serious. I thought you were Hungry? Are you kidding me? Nope, I am Dad.

My math teacher acused

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SMS Length: 95Facebook Status SMS

My math teacher acused me of cheating, I cant help that the english teacher is more hot.

Weird is just a

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SMS Length: 53Facebook Status SMS

Weird is just a side effect of being awesome!

Be persistent Just because

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SMS Length: 122Twitter Status Messages

Be persistent. Just because something isn’t happening for you right now, doesn’t mean that it will never happen.