Funny Marathi SMS Jokes

Marathi Jokes SMS to cheer you up with an overdose of laughter. A collection of the most interesting, original and creative Marathi Jokes SMS messages that can be shared with your Maharastrian friends and family. Explore a collection of free Marathi Jokes SMS Text messages filled with fun, naughtiness, typical Marathi humour and laughter, just what you need to refresh your day. Choose from the most popular Marathi Jokes SMS, Funny Marathi Jokes and much more to crack you up with a good laugh, anytime anywhere. Sharing these well categorized and exclusive Free Marathi Jokes SMS is your sureshot way of strengthening your bond with your Marathi friends by making them laugh out loud. No matter where you are or how low you are feeling, a daily Marathi Joke SMS will add a new happiness to your being. With so many thought provoking Marathi Jokes SMS texts in 160 characters, you will be able to pick and choose the right Marathi Joke for your friends, lovers, relatives or aquaintance based on the relationship your share. Post these daily Marathi Jokes SMS on Facebook and Twitter to see your friend list grow magically. All these Marathi Jokes SMS are crafted with immense thought and handpicked with attention to give you the best Marathi Jokes SMS Pack. Every message in this collection of hilarious Marathi Jokes SMS will take you closer to the hearts of people who matter to you. So what are you waiting for? Pick a free mobile Marathi Jokes SMS and let the fun begin. Let no day be a day without laughter.

Mulgi Ya saadichi kai

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SMS Length: 135Marathi Jokes SMS

Mulgi:Ya saadichi kai kimmat aahe? Chaavat dukandaar: paach chumban. Mulgi:Hi saadi pack karun dya, bill maajhi aaji denar aahe

Shikshak Mulanno Gandhi Jayanti

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SMS Length: 142Marathi Jokes SMS

Shikshak:Mulanno Gandhi Jayanti var nibandha liha paahu. Gotu: Sir, Gandhijin var tar nibandha lihu shakto, pan hya Jayanti madam kon?

Raju Deva mala dukkha

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SMS Length: 130Marathi Jokes SMS

Raju:Deva mala dukkha de, vedana de, garibi de, traas de. Dev:Gaadhva, eka vakyaat saang na tula bayako havi aahe mhanoon!

Bayako Jar mi newspaper

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SMS Length: 140Marathi Jokes SMS

Bayako:Jar mi newspaper asti tar roz tumchya haatat rahili asti. Navra:Mala hi hech waatte, tya nimittane roz navi tari milaali asti

Sonu Kombda ani kombadi

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SMS Length: 131Marathi Jokes SMS

Sonu:Kombda ani kombadi madhle antar kase sangaal? Monu: Soppe aahe, dagad maara! Palala tar kombada ani palali tar kombadi

Shikshak Teesre mahayuddha zaale

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SMS Length: 117Marathi Jokes SMS

Shikshak: Teesre mahayuddha zaale tar kaye hoil? Vidyarthi: Itihaasachya pustakacha aankhin ek dhada vaadhel.

Kaidee Lahanpani aaichi goshta

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SMS Length: 138Marathi Jokes SMS

Kaidee:Lahanpani aaichi goshta aaikli asti tar aaj ha divas nasta aala.Judge:Konti goshta. Kaidee:Aiklich naahi na ho judge saheb!

Baap Maajhi mulgi eka

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SMS Length: 139Marathi Jokes SMS

Baap:Maajhi mulgi eka gaadhva sobat aaple pure jeevan ghalavnaar naahi. Mulga:Mhanun tar me tichyashi lagna karun tila ithun netoye

Navra Maaze doke phirle

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SMS Length: 142Marathi Jokes SMS

Navra:Maaze doke phirle hote jevha mi tujhyashi lagna kele. Bayako:Maahit aahe, pan mi premaat itki andhali hoti ki mala dislech naahi

Mulga Baba paach adhik

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SMS Length: 139Marathi Jokes SMS

Mulga:Baba paach adhik paach kiti hotaat ho? Vadeel:Gaadhva kaahich kase yet naahi re tula, jaa aat jaun calculator gheun ye lavkar

Navra Mi tujhyasaathi saat

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SMS Length: 142Marathi Jokes SMS

Navra:Mi tujhyasaathi saat samudra paar jaau shakto. Bayako:Te mala maahit aahe ho. Aadhi sanga teethech rahal ki jewayala ghari yaal?

Pardeshi tourist Tumcha gaavat

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SMS Length: 129Marathi Jokes SMS

Pardeshi tourist: Tumcha gaavat kuni motha vyakti janmala aahe ka? Manus: Nahi bua, fakta lahaan mule janmale aahet bua.

Boss ne office madhe

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SMS Length: 142Marathi Jokes SMS

Boss ne office madhe Raju la chumban ghetanna pahile. Boss:Mi tula he karayache paishe deto ka? Raju:Nahi boss, he mi free madhe karto

Gopu Pappa tumhi kadhi

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SMS Length: 137Marathi Jokes SMS

Gopu:Pappa tumhi kadhi egypt la gela hotat kaye? Vadeel:Nahi beta, kaa re? Gopu:Mag hi itki bhitidaayak mummy kuthun gheun aalat?

Doc Tu paste ani

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SMS Length: 141Marathi Jokes SMS

Doc: Tu paste ani saban kuthala vaparto? Gampu: Donhi Gopalche vaparto. Doc: Mothi company disate hi Gopal. Gampu: Nahi mitra aahe.

Pati Doctor mala ajab

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SMS Length: 132Marathi Jokes SMS

Pati: Doctor mala ajab aajaar jhala aahe. Patni bolte tevha mala ayku yet nahi. Doctor: Ha aajaar nahi, Devacha Prasad aahe

Mulga muli la Tujha

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SMS Length: 128Marathi Jokes SMS

Mulga muli la: Tujha chocolate cha ek bite deshil? Mulgi: Me tula olakhate? Mulga: Lavkar de ga vada paav tikhat hota.

Gotu Tumchya saathi100 varsha

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SMS Length: 142Marathi Jokes SMS

Gotu:Tumchya saathi100 varsha mhanje? Dev:1 second! Gotu: Ani 100 crore mhanje? Dev:10 Rs. Gotu:Mala 10 Rs dya na. Dev:1 second thaamb

Shikshakani Aalas vishayavar nibandha

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SMS Length: 139Marathi Jokes SMS

Shikshakani ‘Aalas’ vishayavar nibandha lihayala sangitla. Eka mulane chaar paane rikaami sodli ani lihile ‘yalaach aalas mhantaat’

Sonu Coffe thanda vhayachya

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SMS Length: 136Marathi Jokes SMS

Sonu: Coffe thanda vhayachya aadhi sampav. Monu: Ka bara? Sonu: Menu card vaachle nahis ka, garam coffee 5 Rs, cold coffee 10 Rs

Chantu Double dekar bus

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SMS Length: 131Marathi Jokes SMS

Chantu:Double dekar bus madhe var kadhich basayache naahi. Bantu: Pan ka? Chantu: Arre var driver nasto na bus chaalvayala!

Mungi ani hatti cha

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SMS Length: 125Marathi Jokes SMS

Mungi ani hatti cha lagna hota. Hatti marato. Mungi devala: Deva kaay kelas, ata majha ayushya kabar khodanyat jaeel

English Madam Balu 2

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SMS Length: 122Marathi Jokes SMS

English Madam: Balu, 2 kings sanga jyanchya mule lokanna navin disha milaali. Balu: Madam smo-king ani drin-king.

Bhugol che Sir Sanga

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SMS Length: 107Marathi Jokes SMS

Bhugol che Sir: Sanga bare poranno, Bharatat sarvat jaasta pawus kuthe padato? Chintu: Jamini var.

Gampu cha paay nila

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SMS Length: 155Marathi Jokes SMS

Gampu cha paay nila padala hota. Doc: Paay kapun lakadi pay basawato. Gampu: Paay parat kala nila padala. Doc: Mhanjech jeans cha rang jaato aahe.

Lalu Me udya sakalich

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SMS Length: 121Marathi Jokes SMS

Lalu: Me udya sakalich tula phone karato, kahi harkat nahi na? Kalu: Ajibat nahi, fakta parava parat manus kar.

Ramu pahilyanda plane madhe

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SMS Length: 140Marathi Jokes SMS

Ramu pahilyanda plane madhe basla ani mumbai aalya var oordu laagla. Bombay Bombay. Air Hostess: Be silent! Ramu: Bara, Ombay Ombay!

Gopi Aai ya varshi

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SMS Length: 142Marathi Jokes SMS

Gopi:Aai ya varshi aapan fatake ithunach gheu.Aai:He tar girls hostel aahe.Gopi:Pan baba mhanat hote saarya phuljhadya ithech raahtaat

Raju Kaal ratri mi

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SMS Length: 141Marathi Jokes SMS

Raju:Kaal ratri mi itihaasachya pustakavar daha taas ghalavale. Shaam:Kai boltos! Raju: Ho zop aali ani pustak ushi khaali theun dile

Eka Bus cha apghaat

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SMS Length: 131Marathi Jokes SMS

Eka Bus cha apghaat hoto. Manus jorat radat: Majha haat tutala. Santa: Control yourself. To manus mela tari radat nahiye.

Bayako Mi maaheri jaate

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SMS Length: 131Marathi Jokes SMS

Bayako:Mi maaheri jaate aahe kadhich na paratnyasaathi. Navra:Aslya sukhad goshtinni mala manavanyacha prayatna karu nakos.

Banta Are aaj tu

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SMS Length: 125Marathi Jokes SMS

Banta: Are aaj tu doctor kade janar hotas na? Sunny: Ho pun me ata udya janar aahe, aaj mala jara bara vatat nhavta.

Baiko Me driver la

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SMS Length: 126Marathi Jokes SMS

Baiko: Me driver la kadhun taknar. Aaj tisaranda marata marata vachale. Navra: Apun tyala ek ajun chance dila pahije.

Ek Puneri mitranna ghari

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SMS Length: 128Marathi Jokes SMS

Ek Puneri mitranna ghari aanto. Tumhi basa, me chaha gheun yeto. Thodya velani baher yeto, Chala nighu, me chaha ghetla

Gampu girlfriend sathi angathi

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SMS Length: 131Marathi Jokes SMS

Gampu girlfriend sathi angathi ghet: Hyachyavar fakta tujhasathi yevhdecha liha. Maitrin badalali tari angathi kamat yeil.

Ekda Santa Gangubai kade

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SMS Length: 127Marathi Jokes SMS

Ekda Santa Gangubai kade jato. Daravarchi bell vajavto. Gangubai:Kon? Santa: Me. Gangubai: Me kon? Santa: Tu Gangubai.

Gampu Aaj majhya girlfriend

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SMS Length: 144Marathi Jokes SMS

Gampu: Aaj majhya girlfriend cha vadhdiwas aahe. Kaay deu tila? Jhampu: Sunder aahe ka ti? Gampu: Ho. Jhampu: Maza phone number de mug.

Sonu pustak vaachat Maahit

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SMS Length: 142Marathi Jokes SMS

Sonu (pustak vaachat): Maahit aahe, majhya pratyek shwaasa sobat jagaat ek maanus marto. Monu: Mhanun mi tula saangto, daat ghaasat ja

Babli Kaal me je

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SMS Length: 129Marathi Jokes SMS

Babli: Kaal me je kide marayacha ausadh nela hota tey parat karayacha aahe. Dukandar: Ka? Babli: Tyat alya jhalya aahet.

Mala Undeer marayche aushadh

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SMS Length: 135Marathi Jokes SMS

Mala: Undeer marayche aushadh dya. Dukandaar: Ghari nyayache aahe ka. Mala: Tumhala kaay vatale, me undeer sobat aanale ki kay