Jija Saali SMS Jokes to spice up the fun

Jija Saali SMS brings you the finest collection of jokes that every Jija and Sali would be able to relate to. It’s a laugh riot.

Saali Jija ji 500

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SMS Length: 109Jija saali Jokes SMS

Saali: Jija ji 500 Rs. Dedo, agle hafte lauta dungi.
Jija: Tu 500 Nahi 1000 Le, par Abhi de de.

What is the difference

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SMS Length: 162Jija saali Jokes SMS

What is the difference between wife’s and saali’s tears?
Classic Answer
Saali’s tears affect man’s heart and wife’s tears affect man’s pocket.

Saali Aap is ghar

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SMS Length: 178Jija saali Jokes SMS

Saali: Aap is ghar ke damaad hai. Hum aapk liye aag pe chal sakte hai.
Jija: Kya tum mera bill bhar ke aa sakti ho?
Saali: Kya? Dhoop dekhi hai kitni tez hai?

Saali ne Jija ke

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SMS Length: 154Jija saali Jokes SMS

Saali ne Jija ke kamre pe notice likha:
Khidki par parde daal kar rakhiye. Aapka Pyaar andha ho sakta hai, magar hamare ghar ke naukar nahi.

Saali kya kar rahe

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SMS Length: 198Jija saali Jokes SMS

Saali: kya kar rahe ho?
Jija: Makhiyan maar raha hoon.
Saali: kitni maari?
Jija: 3 male or 2 female
Saali: Kaise?
Jija: 3 sharab ki bottle pe thi or do phone pe

Jija Suno jara Saali

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SMS Length: 180Jija saali Jokes SMS

Jija: Suno jara.
Saali: Chup jiju, Khate time baat nahi karte,
Khaane ke baad
Saali: Ab bolo
Jija: Teri plate mein cockroch tha, aur ban le Heroine!

Joota chupaai ki rasm

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SMS Length: 186Jija saali Jokes SMS

Joota chupaai ki rasm mein dulhae ki sali ne kaha:
Main to 1100 lungi.
Doosri sali boli main 2100 lungi.
Peeche se 1 pathan bola: 2310 lelo, us main FM Bhi hai.

Jiju Muskurana to har

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SMS Length: 190Jija saali Jokes SMS

Jiju: Muskurana to har ladki ki adaa hai.
Saali: Wah!
Jiju: Gaur farmaiye.
Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.
Use jo mohabbat samjhe wo sabse bada GADHA hai.

Jija to Saali Har

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SMS Length: 168Jija saali Jokes SMS

Jija to Saali:Har kamayab aadmi ke pichhe aurat hoti hai, jo use itna pareshan karti hai ki wo kaam mein busy ho jata hai aur kamyabi khud uske kadam chumti hai

Jiju Tum Chinese jaisi

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SMS Length: 189Jija saali Jokes SMS

Jiju: Tum Chinese jaisi kyu dikhti ho?
Saali: Mere dad Chinese the.
Jiju: Wo kaha hai?
Saali: Mar gaye.
Jija: Oh! Aakhir China ka maal tha, chalta bhi kitna!

Saali Jiju what are

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SMS Length: 186Jija saali Jokes SMS

Saali: Jiju, what are you doing?
Jiju: Texting the most beautiful girl in the world.
Saali: Aw How cute!
Jiju: Ya! But she is not replying, so I am texting you.

Jija Saali Sms Jija

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Jija Saali Sms
Jija: saali ji, ap ke yahan ki sab se famous cheez kaunsi hai?
Saali: jija ji, jo famous thi, use to aap le gaye.

Jija What are you

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SMS Length: 161Jija saali Jokes SMS

Jija: What are you doing this weekend? Saali: Nothing much! Why? are you and didi taking me for a movie? Jija: No, I need someone to take care of my dog.

Saali 45 Kg Ki

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SMS Length: 174Jija saali Jokes SMS

Saali: 45 Kg Ki Ladki Uthaane mein Ladko ko Preshani nahi hoti, but 18Kg ka Gas Cylinder Uthaane mein pasine chhut jaate hai. Kyun?
Jija: Kaminapan hai aur kya.

Saali Where do you

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SMS Length: 204Jija saali Jokes SMS

Saali:Where do you see MANGOES?
Jija:Mango tree? Saali:No
Jija:Fruit shop? Saali:No
Jija:Maaza? Saali:No
Jija: ?
Saali:Jaha beautiful woman goes
Piche MAN GOES.

Jiju asks Saali Vidaai

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SMS Length: 179Jija saali Jokes SMS

Jiju asks Saali: Vidaai ke time tumhaari behen itna kyu royi?
Saali: Agar aapko pata chale ki ghar se le ja ke koi
aapse bartan manjvayega to aap kya nachenge?

Jija was walking in

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SMS Length: 185Jija saali Jokes SMS

Jija was walking in rain.
Saali: Why don’t you share my umbrella?
Jija: No its ok and walked away.
Moral: Moral voral kuch nahi. Saali dikhne mein ugly thi!

Saali Which computer do

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SMS Length: 197Jija saali Jokes SMS

Saali: Which computer do you have?
Jiju: I have an core i7 at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram
& nvidia gtx 560 card.
Jiju: How about you?
Saali: A PINK ONE!

Saali Agar behen se

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SMS Length: 173Jija saali Jokes SMS

Saali: Agar behen se shaadi karni hai to monthlymom ko 10 kg aata aur papa ki car mein 20 litre petrol dena hoga.
Jiju: Behen chalta hoon, ma baba ko Hi kehna.

Jiju Ladkiya paraya dhan

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SMS Length: 142Jija saali Jokes SMS

Jiju: Ladkiya paraya dhan hai, to ladke kya hai?
Saali: Ek Number ke CHOR, jinki nazar hamesha paraye dhan par hi lagi hoti hai.

Jiju Wow Your sister

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SMS Length: 145Jija saali Jokes SMS

Jiju: Wow.
Your sister looks so perfect with incredible body and flower like skin. What does she use?
Saali: Adobe Photoshop!

Saali Why has the

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SMS Length: 164Jija saali Jokes SMS

Saali: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18 years and marriage age 21 years?
Jiju: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.

Saali Agar cigarette ke

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SMS Length: 186Jija saali Jokes SMS

Saali: Agar cigarette ke paise bachate to samne khadi BMW aapki hoti.
Jiju: Tum cigarette nahi peeti. kya wo car tumhari hai?
Saali: No
Jiju: Wo car meri hi hai

Friend What is the

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SMS Length: 162Jija saali Jokes SMS

Friend: What is the similarity between a saali and petrol?
Jiju: 1. both are explosive, 2. both are hot and 3. both are dangerous when kept in open!