The Best of SMS Jokes are here

A huge collection of funniest of SMS jokes to make you laugh everyday. Laughter is the best medicine after all!

Mulgi Ya saadichi kai

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SMS Length: 135Marathi Jokes SMS

Mulgi:Ya saadichi kai kimmat aahe? Chaavat dukandaar: paach chumban. Mulgi:Hi saadi pack karun dya, bill maajhi aaji denar aahe

Shikshak Mulanno Gandhi Jayanti

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SMS Length: 142Marathi Jokes SMS

Shikshak:Mulanno Gandhi Jayanti var nibandha liha paahu. Gotu: Sir, Gandhijin var tar nibandha lihu shakto, pan hya Jayanti madam kon?

Raju Deva mala dukkha

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SMS Length: 130Marathi Jokes SMS

Raju:Deva mala dukkha de, vedana de, garibi de, traas de. Dev:Gaadhva, eka vakyaat saang na tula bayako havi aahe mhanoon!

Bayako Jar mi newspaper

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SMS Length: 140Marathi Jokes SMS

Bayako:Jar mi newspaper asti tar roz tumchya haatat rahili asti. Navra:Mala hi hech waatte, tya nimittane roz navi tari milaali asti

Sonu Kombda ani kombadi

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SMS Length: 131Marathi Jokes SMS

Sonu:Kombda ani kombadi madhle antar kase sangaal? Monu: Soppe aahe, dagad maara! Palala tar kombada ani palali tar kombadi

Shikshak Teesre mahayuddha zaale

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SMS Length: 117Marathi Jokes SMS

Shikshak: Teesre mahayuddha zaale tar kaye hoil? Vidyarthi: Itihaasachya pustakacha aankhin ek dhada vaadhel.

Kaidee Lahanpani aaichi goshta

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SMS Length: 138Marathi Jokes SMS

Kaidee:Lahanpani aaichi goshta aaikli asti tar aaj ha divas nasta aala.Judge:Konti goshta. Kaidee:Aiklich naahi na ho judge saheb!

Baap Maajhi mulgi eka

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SMS Length: 139Marathi Jokes SMS

Baap:Maajhi mulgi eka gaadhva sobat aaple pure jeevan ghalavnaar naahi. Mulga:Mhanun tar me tichyashi lagna karun tila ithun netoye

Navra Maaze doke phirle

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SMS Length: 142Marathi Jokes SMS

Navra:Maaze doke phirle hote jevha mi tujhyashi lagna kele. Bayako:Maahit aahe, pan mi premaat itki andhali hoti ki mala dislech naahi

Mulga Baba paach adhik

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SMS Length: 139Marathi Jokes SMS

Mulga:Baba paach adhik paach kiti hotaat ho? Vadeel:Gaadhva kaahich kase yet naahi re tula, jaa aat jaun calculator gheun ye lavkar

Navra Mi tujhyasaathi saat

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SMS Length: 142Marathi Jokes SMS

Navra:Mi tujhyasaathi saat samudra paar jaau shakto. Bayako:Te mala maahit aahe ho. Aadhi sanga teethech rahal ki jewayala ghari yaal?

Full form of BOYS

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SMS Length: 159Love Jokes SMS in Hindi

Full form of BOYS. B- Badmashiyon mein sabse aage. O- ulluon ki Tarah Raat mein Jaage Y- Yaariya Nibhate Jaan Lagaake S- Shareef sirf apne baap ke aage

Pardeshi tourist Tumcha gaavat

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SMS Length: 129Marathi Jokes SMS

Pardeshi tourist: Tumcha gaavat kuni motha vyakti janmala aahe ka? Manus: Nahi bua, fakta lahaan mule janmale aahet bua.

Teacher The people of

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SMS Length: 138Kids Jokes SMS

Teacher: The people of turkey are called Turks, now tell me what are the people of Germany called? Student: They are called Germs.

Boss ne office madhe

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SMS Length: 142Marathi Jokes SMS

Boss ne office madhe Raju la chumban ghetanna pahile. Boss:Mi tula he karayache paishe deto ka? Raju:Nahi boss, he mi free madhe karto

Full form of GIRL

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SMS Length: 149Love Jokes SMS in Hindi

Full form of GIRL. G — Gussa hamesha naak pe, I — Innocent sirf shakal se, R — Rone ki automatic machine, L — Ladai mein sabki naani.

Gopu Pappa tumhi kadhi

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SMS Length: 137Marathi Jokes SMS

Gopu:Pappa tumhi kadhi egypt la gela hotat kaye? Vadeel:Nahi beta, kaa re? Gopu:Mag hi itki bhitidaayak mummy kuthun gheun aalat?

I LOVE YOU Send

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SMS Length: 154Love Jokes SMS in English

I LOVE YOU Send This message to 10 girls and win a Free trip to your nearest POLICE STATION In Luxury JEEP Food Accomodation and Body Masagge Free

Doc Tu paste ani

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SMS Length: 141Marathi Jokes SMS

Doc: Tu paste ani saban kuthala vaparto? Gampu: Donhi Gopalche vaparto. Doc: Mothi company disate hi Gopal. Gampu: Nahi mitra aahe.

Pati Doctor mala ajab

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SMS Length: 132Marathi Jokes SMS

Pati: Doctor mala ajab aajaar jhala aahe. Patni bolte tevha mala ayku yet nahi. Doctor: Ha aajaar nahi, Devacha Prasad aahe

Doctor Tum Pagal Kaise

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SMS Length: 168Doctor Jokes SMS

Doctor:Tum Pagal Kaise Huye? Pagal:Maine ek Bewa Se Shaadi Ki, Uski Jawan Beti Se Mere Baap Ne Shaadi Kar Li. Meri Wo Beti Meri Maa Ban Gayi unke Ghar Beti Huyi

Teacher Chunnu ek aise

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SMS Length: 111Hindi Jokes SMS

Teacher: Chunnu, ek aise mahatwapoorna cheez batao jo 50 saal pehle hamare paas nahi thi. Chunnu: Main.

Teacher Draw A Diagaram

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SMS Length: 159Kids Jokes SMS

Teacher: Draw A Diagaram Of Bacteria. Kid: Here It Is Sir. Teacher: Where? You Havent Drawn Anything Kid: Sir, Can you See Bacteria Without Microscope?

Two tradesmen met 1st

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SMS Length: 135Office Jokes SMS

Two tradesmen met. 1st tradesman: Trade’s bad. I heard that your factory burned down today? 2nd tradesman: Hush! It’s tomorrow.

Teacher Lecturer kaun hota

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SMS Length: 126Hindi Chutkule

Teacher: Lecturer kaun hota hai? Student: Jo insaan doosron ke sone ke samay baat karta hai, use lecturer kehte hain.

Mulga muli la Tujha

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SMS Length: 128Marathi Jokes SMS

Mulga muli la: Tujha chocolate cha ek bite deshil? Mulgi: Me tula olakhate? Mulga: Lavkar de ga vada paav tikhat hota.

Teacher Tomorrow there will

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SMS Length: 142Kids Jokes SMS

Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it. Raju: I wont come, my mother will not allow me to go so far

Shikshakani Aalas vishayavar nibandha

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SMS Length: 139Marathi Jokes SMS

Shikshakani ‘Aalas’ vishayavar nibandha lihayala sangitla. Eka mulane chaar paane rikaami sodli ani lihile ‘yalaach aalas mhantaat’

Sonu Coffe thanda vhayachya

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SMS Length: 136Marathi Jokes SMS

Sonu: Coffe thanda vhayachya aadhi sampav. Monu: Ka bara? Sonu: Menu card vaachle nahis ka, garam coffee 5 Rs, cold coffee 10 Rs

Shaadi ki raat pathan

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SMS Length: 154Marriage Jokes in Hindi

Shaadi ki raat pathan confuse ho gaya ke apni biwi se kya baat kare? Aakhir wo bola. Aapke gharwalon ko pata hai ke aap aaj raat yahin pe rukengi?

Gotu Tumchya saathi100 varsha

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SMS Length: 142Marathi Jokes SMS

Gotu:Tumchya saathi100 varsha mhanje? Dev:1 second! Gotu: Ani 100 crore mhanje? Dev:10 Rs. Gotu:Mala 10 Rs dya na. Dev:1 second thaamb

Patni Jahan bhi main

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SMS Length: 128Hindi Chutkule

Patni:Jahan bhi main paise rakhun humara beta chori kar leta hai.Pati:Uski books mein rakhlo wo unhe choota hi nahi hai

Chantu Double dekar bus

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SMS Length: 131Marathi Jokes SMS

Chantu:Double dekar bus madhe var kadhich basayache naahi. Bantu: Pan ka? Chantu: Arre var driver nasto na bus chaalvayala!

Ladki Aur Ladkon Ke

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SMS Length: 166Love Jokes SMS in Hindi

Ladki Aur Ladkon Ke Aansuon Mein Kya Fark Hai? Ladki Ke Aansu Farmaish Poori Karwaane Ke Liye Nikalte Hain, Jabke Ladke Ke Unhe Pura Karte Karte Nikalte Hain.

Do You Know What

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SMS Length: 170Love Jokes SMS in English

Do You Know What Is GIRL? G-Ghost I-In R-Real L-Life. So Avoid Girls & Forward Their Numbers To Me. Dont Worry About My Life I am A Professional GHOST RIDER.

Mungi ani hatti cha

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SMS Length: 125Marathi Jokes SMS

Mungi ani hatti cha lagna hota. Hatti marato. Mungi devala: Deva kaay kelas, ata majha ayushya kabar khodanyat jaeel

You look into his

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SMS Length: 96Funny Insults SMS

You look into his eyes, and you get the feeling someone else isdriving. David Letterman

A hot girl removes

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SMS Length: 144Love Jokes SMS in English

A hot girl removes her jeans tells to her boyfriend, make me feel like a wife. The boy also removes his jeans says, wash both the jeans.

Gampu cha paay nila

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SMS Length: 155Marathi Jokes SMS

Gampu cha paay nila padala hota. Doc: Paay kapun lakadi pay basawato. Gampu: Paay parat kala nila padala. Doc: Mhanjech jeans cha rang jaato aahe.

Lalu Me udya sakalich

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SMS Length: 121Marathi Jokes SMS

Lalu: Me udya sakalich tula phone karato, kahi harkat nahi na? Kalu: Ajibat nahi, fakta parava parat manus kar.