Who are you? Why do you sms me? Who the hell gave you my number? Never message me again. Do not disturb me. Apun kabhi aisa bola kya? Nai na, to sms karne ka.
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When you feel sad, just go to the mirror and say, damn I am really cute. You will overcome your sadness. But do not make this a habit because liars go to hell.
Its easier to pick a girl of 50 kg in romantic mood but it is quite difficult to pick up a bori of aata of weight 20 kg, when mom says, kuch help kar de beta!
Aapne mujhko dekha. Fir aap mere peeche aaye. Aate gaye fir.. Fir.. Fir.. Kya mujhe 1 rupya dena hi pada.
Teacher: tell me 3 tenses with example. Boy: I saw your daughter yesterday, we are in love now, and we will run away tomorrow.
Technology’s Impact On Lives:
Dad’s E-Mail: Dear Son! How are you?
Your Mom and I are fine. Miss you a lot.
Please turn OFF your PC and come down for dinner.
Is it true that the word STUDYING was derived from STUdents DYING?
Height of Technical Overdose: A computer student falling from the roof of a building and shouting: F1 F1 F1 instead of help-help-help…
Aapke haath mein mobile hai. Chehre pe mast si smile hai. Sms ki acchi khaasi file hai. Phir bhi sms nahi karte. Yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai?
Funny truth.. No one is as ugly as their identity card picture, nor as good looking as their facebook profile picture.
When are you going to marry me? I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise I will die. See, how Katrina Kaif messaged me. Silly girl.
If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I am only a cartoonist!
When I open my eyes every morning I pray to God , that everyone should have a friend like you…. Why should only I suffer.
Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, its a Good Day, you are my chocofill. But you Crackjacked my Little Heart. Now I am in 50/50 position.
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: “Father in law”.
All that is smile you make and hello say to wanted just I that out find you when irritating very it find will you.. are you confused?? Now read it backward.
A boy found Aladdin’s lamp, he asked him to increase all girls brain ten times more. He laughed and said: Multiplication does not apply on zero.
Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have – Girlfriends.
Any time any problem any help just give me one missed call, I will give you another missed call and we will play missed call missed call. Haha..
A girl checks her weight = 58kg. Removed sandals = 56. Then dupatta = 52 now coins finished…… A boy behind her said you carry on , I have coins.
Two guys were following two girls. Girls took rakhi and tied to their hands. 1st guy: what will we do now? 2nd- you marry my sister, I will marry your sister.
Arz kiya hai pink lips are girls beauty… Wah..wah.. Pink lips are girls beauty.. and kissing them is boys duty.
Ek hum hain ke kitne sweet hain. Ek aap hain ke kitne cute hain. Ek aap hain ke kitne lovely hain. Ek hum hain ke jhoot pe jhoot bol rahe hain.
Bachelors think that married men are lucky, married think that bachelors are lucky. The point is that bachelors think at night and married think at day time.
Girl: Now stop looking at girls, you are commited now. Boy: Oho what do you mean, if I am on diet, that does not mean that I cannot look at menu.
Foreign Country Daughter:
Dad! I got married Yesterday Evening. I forgot to inform you.
Daddy: Its ok my child.
But Next time You must invite me.
Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Love makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above. So always brush your teeth..
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now. The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
All girls are beautiful, after the lights are switched off – Shakespeare. All boys are innocent before the lights are off – shakespeare’s wife.
Similarity between Facebook and Jail . . . In both cases you sit and waste time and write on walls.
I am missing you a lot my love… Sender: Katrina Kaif +919542496632 Message centre: +919540099996. Do not get excited dear, she sent this message to me.
Light can replace sun, parents can replace god, but nothing in the world can replace you. Why? Because china item no guarantee no replacement.
Average man’s life consists:
20 yrs of his mother asking him where he is going,
40 yrs of his wife asking the same,
and in the end, the mourners wondering too.
A b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z. 1 Missing in above. Why are you reading again? Shame on you. In abcd, 1 is not included.
The Nine Most Terrifying Words In English Language Are –
“I am From The Government And I am Here To Help”
Customer’s letter To Bank. Dear Sir, With The Current Developments In Banking Industry, If My Cheque Says Insufficient Funds , Does That Refer To Me Or To You?
Women are like fruits. Every woman has her own unique taste and colour. The problem is with men…they love fruit salad.
No matter how bad we are, we are not totally useless… Atleast we can always be used as a good example for bad things…..
Quotable Quotes: To be is to do. (by Socrates) To do is to be. (by Plato) To be or not to be. (by Shakespeare) Do be do be do. (by Scooby do)
Warning… This is a virus. When you turn your phone off it would not work again.